Felt like blogging about something brainless. Enjoy.
Me: What do guys wear to hip hop?
Girl: Hmm, guys usually wear sweats and a Tee. You’re not in a hip hop video.. you don’t have to have to be glamorous.
Me: Oh… (disappointed)
Me: It’s a wolverine
Girl: Whats a wolverine?
Girl 2: You don’t know what’s a wolverine? It’s an X-men character
Me: It’s also an animal….
Girl 2: It’s an animal?!?
Performer (to audience): What’s the best part of getting your heart-broken?
Me: ??? Make up sex???
Me: Close enough.
Me: I guess I’ll call tomorrow or something
Girl: And give cc over the phone?
Girl: Better have good fraud protection
Me: I do. They’re called snipers.
Girl: WTF. lol. HEAD SHOT
Girl: Just realized how evil a chicken omelette is
Girl: They kill the chicken and chop it up and cook it inside their own babies
Girl: Why do Asian boyfriends always hold their girlfriend’s purses?!
Girl: Is it a Korean thing?! (looks at me).
Me: You know I’m Chinese right.
Girl: Do you hold your girlfriend’s purse? Why?!? Is it because they aren’t strong enough?!
Me: You need to calm down.
Pitch and putt worker: Have you been here before?
Me: *looking around the course* I don’t know….